Where Do Private Label Liquid Vitamins Come From?
Every day, it seems like we are living in an increasingly liquid world. This now seems to be the case with high-quality private label liquid vitamins and private label supplements. Not that this is a bad thing. I’m not preaching against the evils of alcohol or for a new era of prohibition that will save us from sin and politicians. After all, water is also a liquid, and it rarely inflicts us with either sin or politicians. But we do expect everything to be excruciatingly easy these days, so a liquid is the operating system of choice.
No time to eat? Grab a liquid breakfast and run. Private label liquid vitamins and supplements can often provide the daily nutrients that your body needs. Of course, a whole food breakfast, lunch, and dinner is more fun, but sometimes we just run out of time.
Remember when soap came in bars? Solid bars? Sorry, I guess I’m showing my age. Now everybody uses liquid soap. Yesterday I reached for the soap. No, wait. I reached for the hand cream. Or was it the soap? But what if it is the hand cream? Soap or hand cream? Which is which?
People used to nail siding onto the exterior of their homes. Now they just spray on “liquid siding”. It comes in three tasty flavors: siding, ceramic and stucco. Yum.
And now they’ve taken my little vitamin supplement pills and liquefied them, too.
How do your vitamins get turned into liquid?
Are vitamins naturally solid? Or are they naturally liquid? At first, I wasn’t exactly sure. I have to admit that I probably would not recognize a vitamin if I bumped into it on the street. So, where do most people think vitamins come from? I always assumed they came from the back of the corner store in a small town in Indiana, but upon reflection, I suspect they might come from oranges and fish and milk.
Suddenly I recalled my dream from just last week. Cow after cow heading into a factory on a conveyor belt. At first I though it was the Annual Bovine Family Reunion, but on the other side of the factory, riding the same conveyor belt were neatly sealed cartons of milk. Squeezed. Like an orange. Aaargh!
What do you and I know about liquid vitamins?
I thought real hard. Everything comes in one of three states: gas, liquid and solid. Gas is like the politicians when they are talking. A liquid is like the politicians when they are hard at work attending cocktail receptions. Solid is like statues of politicians.
Everything comes in either gas, liquid or solid. That is about all I could remember of my high school chemistry. That, and how to explode a partially dissected frog. No, wait. That wasn’t chemistry class. Silly me. Why would we have a partially dissected frog in chemistry class? That was that other class. What was it called, again? Oh yes, “home economics”. “Did the frog contain vitamins? Doubtful. I tried to imagine squeezing a fish into a carton. But fish walking up a conveyor belt seemed just a bit radical … and even less tasty than a freshly squeezed cow. Besides, I might need to buy fishing gear to get my milk…er…fish juice from the carton.
Liquid vitamins and supplements are generally made from plant ingredients. That’s it. Keep your cow. Keep your fish. Keep your frog…what’s left of it. I’m going to go for a pure liquid life.